Tuesday, January 28, 2014

I am the fattest of pigs.

-1 package of chicken-flavored ramen noodles (380)
-1 package of Krave (210)
-4 pancakes (344)
-A lot of syrup (115)
-1 everything bagel (280)
-4 tablespoons of cream cheese (196)
-2 glasses of milk (200)
-1 1/2 glass of orange juice (180)

Total: 1905

That's the highest calorie count I've had since the weekend.

Dear God.


  1. We all have bad days love. I mean, it really doesn't sound like a lot of food - I see a few meals and a couple of snacks, though I know you'd prefer it to be less. I really must try bagels at some point, I don't think I've ever had one before.
    Take care lovely. Hoping tomorrow is better for you <3 xx

  2. no, you won my heart with ramen, Charlie. do you know how much i love anything that has been thoroughly infused with sodium?
    i actually Googled "Krave" and i've never had pancakes. oops.
    what is you Americans' obsession with bagels? (not sure if Brits have this obsession. we sure don't here in the land of plenty of oil. petrol oil not olive oil - though we have plenty of that too.)
    really? there's that many calories in 4tbsp of cream cheese?
    well, 380 calories of those are liquid which for me are easy to consume so... explains the calorie count.
    i have days that are worse than this, bb. calm down.

    -Sam Lupin
    PS. never stop posting food diaries. they are awesome.
    PSS. you are not a fat pig. shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.


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