Saturday, January 25, 2014

Dear God.

I feel like I already titled a post with that, but whatever.

So last night, I was obviously drunk and obviously not high.
My stomach was rebelling from all the food I ate yesterday apparently, and I was shitting every fifteen minutes. Crazy stomach cramps and whatnot. I know, TMI, but whatevs.
So I went home early with one of my sisters (early being like... 12:30 AM) because I didn't feel great and diarrhea+fraternity bathroom+no toilet paper is an absolute NO.
We came home, and I went to the bathroom, and my sister made food (leftover mac and cheese). When I got down, she offered me some, and was absolutely SHOCKED when I said no. Obviously, that didn't last and I ended up having maybe 10-12 bites of mac and cheese and one tortilla chip.

Long story short, I have to go to a sister's swim meet right now, I'll edit this and elaborate later, but I woke up at 218.6! Hallelujah, praise the gods, this is a good day.


  1. I do that too, wondering if I've used a post title twice and trying to avoid it. Heh. I don't know what difference it makes anyway!
    Oh jeez, I hope your stomach's settled a bit, that sounds awful. I don't think poop-talk's TMI when it comes to EDs. It can be a big issue so I think it's fine.
    Hope you enjoyed your sister's swim meet. Take care xx

  2. i think it's a standard post title. along with "fuck."
    DUDE, LET ME SHIT EVERY FIFTEEN MINUTES. that for me sounds like a blessing. there's something so shitty about having to pay good money for the ability to extract shit from your colon [i.e. laxatives, laxatives, laxatives.]
    progress is progress.
    one tortilla chip. how can anyone have one tortilla chip
    that's like having one cookie. it doesn't happen.
    or one square of chocolate. yeah. nope.

    Charlie is thinny-ier.
    Sam hopefully shall be too.

    -Sam Lupin


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