Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Crazy Dayz

Somehow, despite massive binge drinking (beer, of all fucking things), and eating the most shit food in the world (McDonalds, pizza, the best bacon cheeseburger I've ever had in my life), I managed to be three pounds lighter today than I was when I left on Friday.
It was probably a combination of massive amounts of cocaine and also the last few days of my period, which basically is shitting my brains out constantly for 24-48 hours.

So, yay for that.

I am also sick, which I hate. It's the awful weather swings we've been having lately, and I want to just sleep forever.

1 comment:

  1. i love you.

    you take care of yourself alright. no cocaine. no doctor would be happy about that aye. bacon cheeseburger though? i'm definitely 100% alright with that. where from?

    i seriously love you.

    -Sam Lupin


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