Thursday, December 15, 2011

Why I Drink Vodka.

1. "No, this is water!"
2. It tastes like something other than horse piss (ahem, beer).
3. I'm not a lightweight. I need strong alcohol content to get me even slightly tipsy.
4. Flavors.
5. The warm feeling after a shot.

1 comment:

  1. i like the warm feeling too. Keep you warm in winter and i can still wear my mini skirt out and about.

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