Sunday, December 13, 2015

Things I Don't Understand: Getting back with your ex

It seems to be a common theme lately with any/all guys I've been ... Well, fucking. Okay there's only two of them. But still.

They keep going back to their goddamn ex-girlfriends. One of them, his ex is the reason he went to jail in the first place. The other one has broken up and gotten back with his ex so many times I couldn't even tell you how many. That's how many.

Maybe I'm a bridge-burner, but once you're my ex, that means we're done. Forever. And I'm probably not going to want to associate with you again. Ever.
Granted, at this point in my life I have a total of one ex-boyfriend (who, by the way, randomly blocked me on Facebook this weekend).

I don't get people.
You already made that mistake. Stop fucking making it.

Plus I'm better than your ex anyway.

1 comment:

  1. YES! I don't get it either. I'm definitely a bridge burner too!

    I've only had the one long-term 'real' relationship. But on our second anniversary, we had the fight to end all fights. I threw my ring at him, told him to get the fuck out of my house, and slammed the door. He was like "well, I guess I'll be back later", and I screamed "no, you bloody well won't be!" And I haven't so much as looked at his Facebook or wanted to contact him since. Future partners, be warned! :P



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