Hot as BALLS.

I swear to God I know exactly what sweaty balls must feel like because I pretty much am one at this point. Time to shower and get ready for a night of raucous drinking. Woo.

I did eat a bowl of rice with ketchup. I know, weird. But I like the salt.
When I was making it I was like, "No, I don't want this... I don't even know why I'm making it."
And then it was done and smelled so good.

Only one bowl though. Maybe a cup and a half. Probably closer to two but let's aim low here, shall we?

Saving my calories for the liquids to come.
I should eat some more breadstuffs though... Don't want to puke.



A guy I used to have a huge crush on is coming tonight. With his girlfriend. I can't even hate him which makes me so mad. He's pretty much the nicest guy ever. We went through like 3 years after me having a crush on him when things were SO SO AWKWARD but now it's transformed into really good friends so cool. I'm cool with that.

Maybe.





I'm a terrible, horrible, no good very bad person. I'm a mean girl.

Whatever.