Thursday, May 8, 2014

Life is like the most unfair bitch in the world.

All of my cousins, female, are fucking beautiful and thin and always have boyfriends and are going places in life.

And then there's me.
Fatty McFatpants over here.

I'm just gonna go crawl in a hole..
I mean, to find one that fits my fat ass I'll have to find a sinkhole, but whatever.


  1. shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Charlie.
    i love you. i don't love your other cousins because they make you feel bad.
    but i love you.

    -Sam Lupin

  2. It's funny how it always seems like everyone else is doing 10x better than you are when your life doesn't go the way you plan. But maybe your cousins envy you in some way, also. Maybe not, but hey, you never know! Chin up, darling. Tomorrow's another day <3


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