My judgmental ass roommate and her ugly ass boyfriend...

Are the only reason I'm not stuffing my face with Dominos right now.

I'm going to go get a granola bar.

It's time.

It's time to stop fucking around and eating shit and being fat.
It's time to start being skinny.

Today I'm getting off my ass and not eating and hopping on the train to Skinnyville.



The guy I really like is in love with my Big.
My Big is gorgeous and skinny and fantastic and outgoing and everything that I'm not.



I just want to starve until I don't exist anymore.

On stomach flu and Thanksgiving.

I always make jokes about how Thanksgiving is the most depressing holiday for vegetarians.

It totally is.
Because I don't know about you other vegetarians (for those of you who are) but for me... Turkey cooking in the oven all day smells... wow.

On a brighter note, yesterday I was in bed all day. Puking, mostly, with a fever of 101.5. I couldn't even keep water down for a majority of the day. It was possibly one of the worst experiences I've had in quite some time. But I lost five pounds of water weight from that ordeal.

Look for the silver lining.

I hate myself.

So much.

Shit.

I feel like shit, I look like shit, I am one large, stinky piece of shit.

The guy I think is really cute I'm pretty sure has a huge crush on his really good friend who is absolutely gorgeous and has a boyfriend. So. That's that.